Sleeping

What should be doing right now.

Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"

Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"

Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2022

sleeping tiger

When Victor Weyi and Alfie Regan shag, they fall asleep in the same bed and have an errection at the same time.

"Victor I have a small penis" said Alfie, "Do you remember being sleeping tigers last night?"

by Josh Cromar April 19, 2018

Sleeping Froob

A rare artifact that every body wants. It is priceless due to the fact only one was ever made. The Location is unknown.

I got a tip that the Sleeping Froob was hidden in a Glacier north of Fucking, Austria.

by Sozen September 28, 2007

sleeping bag

The act of placing one's scrotum on the forehead or face of a passed-out/sleeping party go-er; often for photographic purposes. Very similar to a teabag but much safer (if you fear a teabag victim might bite).

My buddy passed out after only six beers so we all gave him a sleeping bag.

by matt68000 June 22, 2004

Sleeping Bag

The 'Sleeping Bag' is a refined dancing skill which requires rapid movement from left to right with both feet together. The movement itself is mastered from many generations and can be defined between the width and speed of the designated movement. Any mastery of this skill is usually familiarised with a lot of female activity due to the elitist value the move posesses

That guy doing the sleeping bag is sooo hot right now!

by Dean February 12, 2005

sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.

The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.

by gratefulbed November 1, 2006

sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.

"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."

by LRaiser March 13, 2008