Simon

A man who is very charming and sweet. He is also very handsome, and can make the grumpiest people laugh.

Anonymous “is that a Simon I see”
Anonymous 2 “ yes he is very charming”

by Angomango27 September 6, 2019

Simonas

Dx ir Debilas

Simonas yra duhas!

by TihaPydar June 30, 2020

Simon

An awesome Aussie who never ceases to amaze the people around him. Many females wait in line to get with this Volvo-hating, football-despising S.O.B.

Extremely sexy and kind even though he lives in a backwards culture that drives on the wrong side of the street, eats kangaroo, likes rugby, goes out and almost dies in "the bush", and gets arrested for carrying BB guns.

Arrogant and mildly depressing at times, a Simon is an amazing and rare specimen of humanity that comes along once in a few thousand years. If you are priveledged enough to come to know a Simon, don't ever let him go. He will light up your life. He is also incredible in bed.

Liz: That is the sexiest, most attractive foreigner I've ever seen!!

Katie: I know! He must be a Simon!!

by Kytee January 18, 2010

simon cowell

A 44 year old man who's straight and going out with the wrong person. Always flirts with American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, and makes fun of Ryan Seacrest. Judge currently on American Idol and used 2 be on Pop Idol, does alomst absolutely nothing and makes millions.

Are u in love with Paula Abdul like Simon Cowell?

by saulafan288 June 20, 2004

Saimon

If your name is Saimon your gay. His brother is handsome named Sebastian. Saimon mostly cries if he loses on any game or other arguments .

Sebastian: I bet I can beat you in Fortnite!

Saimon: Bet:
*Sebastian claps Saimon*
Saimon: *Crying and Raging*

by Sebastian Haley December 11, 2019

Simon

The fattest shit i know

Me: Did you see Simon last night?
Friend: yeah the fat shit ran off with my taco

by JoshuaSmithu October 23, 2019

Simon Edwards

Some one who is incredibly gay and/or Lesbian

Did you see that couple? they were so Simon edwards

by Simons biatch December 7, 2010