ShitZaam

When one takes a HUGE crap and it doesnt flush down. The person yells SHITZAAM!

Some people were relaxing on the couch and then they suddenly hear: "Shitzaam" coming from the bathroom. They now know to avoid the bathroom!!!

by Evilste September 12, 2010

Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

Schnitzy

Colloquial shortening for Schnitzel.

Off to the pub for a schnitzy!

by toteswayheapsawes December 10, 2010

shnizdick

shnizdick is another name for sonja.

Which is rather ugly species and can be mistaken for a troll. They have long ratty hair and are quite rounded throughout the body.

'there's one of those things, i think its called a shnizdick'

by saraphine February 17, 2013

Shnitted

When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.

Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..

by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015

shlitzovogen

You can use this word when you don't know what to say, so if your on a date, and have nothing to talk about, just say Shlitzovogen, it works every time!

Damn, I had a bad day, how were you? response: Shlitzovogen

by Brett BRE October 12, 2015

Shitzophrenic

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once

As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"

by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016