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by Poop cum fart April 6, 2021
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The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.
shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
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spine-shitting

Used to describe the proportions of your rage.
"I can't open my bag of chips and now I burn with spine-shitting rage"
by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004
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Chuck Shitting

The act of leaving/forgetting an item (i.e., coffee mug, pen , pad) in someone's private space.
Stop Chuck Shitting in my office!

Why do you constantly have to keep Chuck Shitting in my living room?!
by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008
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Twit-Shitting

Hey guys, I'm totally twit-shitting.
by nicko236 April 5, 2009
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National Shifting Day

Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
by rarathelion November 10, 2020
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Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?
Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?
by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019
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