shampoop

When you take a crap, clean up, and then realize.. ugh, I guess I wasn't done after all. shit, wipe, repeat.

A: Dude, you OK? You were in there an hour.
D: Yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. Had to shampoop 4 times!

by littlerabbit4 August 28, 2014

shemp

Shemp pretty much means that something is less than expected or skimped. Anytime you get less than what you expect it is considered shemp. This term was used in the Lake Tahoe/ Northern California area in the Mary Jane subcultures.

Dude WTF, that sack dimeboy hooked up the other night was shemp as fuck. Kick down!

by skatz442 February 4, 2009

Shampooing

getting carried away having 'fun' in the shower by your self

sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing

by Prosititue user November 19, 2009

shemp

like a dog

got merfed like a shemp on that girl

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

Timolee Shampoo

A sex position when the male rubs his crap in his partners hair then lights it on fire. Then puts it out with his jizz

What George Burns did to Hillier Clinton, Timolee Shampoo

by Pablo Ortiz April 5, 2010

scimps

shrimp

"yo where da scimps?"

by jeffy keegan February 12, 2009

shamplop

Verb: to accidentally dispense too much shampoo for the amount of hair you actually have. Most commonly done after a recent, extreme haircut.

Noun: the giant, wasteful glob itself.

I shamplopped so severely that the resulting shampafro was downright insane!

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010