shelby and asher

They make you want to die in a ditch.

Shelby rejects you before asher asks.

Asher Steals all the girls from you.

They make me want to die in a ditch because they are dating even though I asked first.

Thanks for kicking me in my back.

Shelby and Asher usually means that you want to die in a ditch.

>----o Dead

by Carson-Rejected By Girls April 2, 2022

Shelambion

In church sometimes the pastor will read a verse that says God will lead the Sheep, the Lamb, and the Lion to a place they can all live together with there own kind. A Shelambion is a person that strongly relates to someone who has a Sheep, Lamb, and Lion's heart all in one. This person will not attack when threatened, instead there personality makes them want to help all kinds of people nomatter who they are or what they've done but if they feel truly threatened they will attack and kill anything that directs danger toward the undeserving. They will ruthlessly kill if they need to, but there main objective is to bring all kinds of human together to a point where we can all live in the same place and be happy with what we are.

A Shelambion will kill a evil lion without hesitation, but will also save a lamb from a hungry lion and spare that lions life at the same time. Then they will then serve food to the same lamb and lion while inviting some sheep to have leftovers. The world is changing. We need Shelambions to create a stable future.

by The1Shelambion July 8, 2022

Shelagh

The hottest and most caring woman on the face of the planet and my dearest friend.

Holy fuck you're smart and hot! You must be a shelagh!

by Youbetyourbottom August 29, 2022

Shelbourne

a sexy english teacher who will most likely have lots of belt buckles.
Shelbournes have a sexy manly beard and will never shave. Also he has greasy hair.

"I like touching little girls"

"ewwww what the fuck Mr shelbourne??!!"

by KaiHeisenberg September 30, 2022

sheimy

a sweet and smart girl who looooves anime and is a loser w no bitches

"wow that person is such a loser, they remind me of sheimy!"

by swrergi99 March 12, 2023

shelby and houston

A couple that is going to get married and be happy together forever.

Golden retriever couple
Best couple ever.

Oh look at them! That must be shelby and houston.

by 2000000000000002 October 5, 2023

mario selman

Mario Selman is just the most lit person you could ever imagine. He is just a AMAZINNNN. Me and my friends would do anything to meat him. He's just flawless , ok.

" you look good, but not like Mario Selman"
" Stop saying she's the best... Have you met Mario Selman?"

by Keisha P November 15, 2016