Crisp. White. Sheets.

What You DONT Put Your Dirty Boots On.

Matias Torres: HE WALKED ALL OVER IT WITH HIS DIRTY BOOTS, OVER THE CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS. OF MY BED I HAD JUST MADE!

by fwefff May 22, 2023

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Sichuan Sheet

H5N1 Bird Flu after it evolved (at Qinghai Lakes in China) into the most lethal strain of virus. It is a "killing machine" that kills all manner of animals and is sweeping the world.

"Sichuan Sheet is estimated to have already killed over twenty thousand Chinese, millions of cows, pigs, monkeys, dogs, cats, and over one hundred million birds of all varieties."

"Yes, of all the Bird Flu strains, it is the worst, by far!"

by Joe Neubarth March 8, 2006

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Sheet

Sheet (v) - to tweet while using the restroom, (n) a text written while the author is on the pot.

Thank goodness Ricky only sent me a sheet and not a shumblr.

by Dave Perlins February 25, 2013

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Shelter

a person who has been sheilded from the real world by some means and doesn't understand how the world in reality works. Also 9 times out of 10 will have an oppinion on these things that they know nothing of.

That girl doesn't know how it is. She is just a shelter.

by Jack T. Kelly February 5, 2009

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Sheltered Yogurt

- The act of giving a hand-job through the male's pants.

Person1 - Mang my hoe was too scared to touch my dick last night. So I told that bitch she could get off with just a sheltered yogurt for tonight. y-yeah

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Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!

by Angel Tears April 4, 2007

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