Thats what she said

It turns an ordinary, innocent statement into something dirty.

True story
Boy chokes
Teacher: did your it go down the wrong whole Ashton?
Me (really loud): thats what she said!
Class laughs.
Meaning: the dick went up the asshole and not the vagina hole or vise versa

by Netballchick786 May 14, 2014

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That being said, I'd tap that

Something you say after talking shit on a woman to clarify you'd still bang her after everything you say. Usually said on celebs or an acquaintance.

Guy: Kim K is such an arrogant bitch, she's 90% plastic! That being said, I'd tap that.

Example 2:
Guy: Matt's girlfriend Amy is such a slut, I'm certain she's cheating on him. That being said, I'd tap that.

by ShoshAhSheli August 15, 2017

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Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.

I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said

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That's what UR MOM said

A "UR MOM" come-back but more rad. It then continues to "that's what SHE said" if necessary.

boy "I wish I saw you in a thong..."
girl "That's what ur mom said!"
boy "oh my God... Jesus."
girl "That's what SHE said!"
boy "wait, who said it?"
girl "ur mom"

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005

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I’m gay, who said that?

When you’re gay and somebody said that you are but you don’t know who said such things.

Him: You’re gay?
Him 2: I’m gay, who said that?

by NotGayWhoSaid September 17, 2017

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