store opener

In racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the buttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the testicles, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. Imagine hearing "ding-a-ling-a-lingaling" One of the most painful experiences in sports.

I'm gonna tape my balls to my stomach so I never get hit by a store opener again.

by Augie September 7, 2003

storm brewing in the Gulf

Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).

Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

soul storm

Spinning ones life or having ones life spun into a frenzied vortex so as to attain evolutionary progress.
Also related to soul sprinkle, soul drizzle, soul downpour, and soul deluge which are less dramatic, but effective.
All are most often followed by the embracing of rainbows.
In some circumstances soul alluviation or soul freshet may occur. Though at first it may seem devastating, it is generally accepted to be for an ultimate greater good.

Woah, I needed that soul storm. I feel like a changed person. I love life.

by ferugualatin August 2, 2008

Long Story Short

A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.

After a 10 day trip across the Heartland, well...long story short...we got engaged!

by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018

Happy store

A State certified cannabis dispensary.

I need to make a quick trip to the Happy store. My Indica prescription is about o run out.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 21, 2023

Sex story 12

Mason invited his bsf over, Olivia to netflix and chill. She wore leggings and a tank top. He was staring at her ass and tits. Olivia noticed and put on a scary movie and sat in his lap. He was bricked hard. She then took of her tank top revealing her breasts. She then dry fucked him, riding him slowly. She moaned quietly. “You like that?” She asked. Eventually they stripped off their clothes. Mason rammed two fingers up Olivia pussy. She moaned. “Yes Mason do it to me!” He then licked it. She then got on top of him and rode him. Her pussy was so wet. “God Olivia your so fucking good!” “Harder Daddy” He grinned at that comment. “AWHH IN CUMMING!!!” She came all over him.

She got on her hands and knees. Mason stuck his nine inch dick in her. She was so tight. “God your big! Mhmmm—“ “Faster daddy!” he followed. “Your so tight..” She yelped as he pounded her thick juicy ass. “awhhhh god!!” “GOD IM GONNA CUM!! AWHHHH!!!” She screamed and he hit her g-spot. She didnt know what to yell but she yelled. “FU-FUCKK!! FASTER ROCK MY NIGHT DADDY!” He then POUNDED her. they both screamed as they came. God olivia your hot

that sex story 12 was good!

by messi fan 1030 July 23, 2023

chili storm

A foul-smelling fart, especially one you have no way of detecting until you walk into the cloud.

Hey dude, did you get that email - Accck, oh shit, chili storm! That shit is foul. Was that you?

by beefchurner July 10, 2009