Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.
Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.
2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
by pantyteamaster May 11, 2009
B. Arthur "Occupation?"
Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"
B Arthur: "What?"
Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."
B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"
Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"
B Arthur: "What?"
Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."
B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"
by HapaRy May 26, 2009
When you meet a girl at the bar and sleep with her and then decide it would be bad of you to not see her again. You then proceed to date her for 3 months.
Q: Wow is that your girlfriend?
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.
by threemonthstand September 26, 2011
A phenomenon when a collection of similar, but unrelated, behavior by unconnected individuals creates a seemingly concerted effort.
by Jacob Archer June 10, 2009
This term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. You wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your poop noises. If that person has to poop as well you may be caught in a poop stand-off.
Christine:"Where have you been? You've been gone for more than 30 minutes?"
Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
Laura: "I got caught in a Poop stand-off with Jen from Sales, she just wouldn't leave!"
by Awesomom February 18, 2009
when more than one car approaches an intersection at the same time. All the cars stop and wait, each insisting that the other goes first.
by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2006
Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!
Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!
Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!
by OgJaw February 12, 2013