Affectionate term for someone who is consistently the best and smoothest spooner in the room. Must be liberal and generous in offering spooning to others and will often add their own personal touch.
by montronica January 9, 2012

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.
Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...
Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...
Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!
by KappaHunter March 3, 2014

An extension of the "spoon" cuddling position. The Tango Spoon mirrors the traditional spoon, except the right hand of the exterior person is on the interior person's buttocks and both left hands are stretched straight out and clasped. It is basically the Tango performed in a still position while lying down.
" Let's spice it up, and Tango Spoon tonight"
"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"
" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"
"My back was really sweaty while Tango Spooning last night"
" Your Tango Spoon grip is fierce"
by Miss SaHa November 7, 2012

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.
by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020

by Doctor. Dover December 10, 2013
