Splenda

Americas LEAST favorite sweetener

Dang man this Splenda really sucks.

by therealmasteroogway July 1, 2022

spleighed

When a couple is spleighed, they are totally tired after a full night of loving, where not only the sheets got torn, but also the mattress moved and the Sleigh Bed splayed open & broken.

I feel spleighed after that earthquake of a night with Trader Joe !

by Lambda Variant July 6, 2022

spleggin gleggin

Verb, noun, a state of an intelligent race is inventing at a high rate however still has crime, poverty, abuse of others, pandemonium at similar, same or higher than invention rate

Hey (name), how are you?
“Spleggin gleggin”

The state of earth is spleggin gleggin right now

by Jake splegginator August 1, 2022

Spleen

Slang for a hard working, good quality organ.

Man 1: "Hey man, you still on the waiting list for that transplant?"

Man2: "Yeah dawg, I'm holding out for that spleen."

by DoubleCrissp November 13, 2022

SPLEEFING

"SPLEEFING" Is the act of where one & or, many men or women collect some of the old Vagina cheese of one of the towns over promiscuous ladies and then proceed to smoke "spots" of the collected cheese on foil to achieve an altered state of consciousness /"HIGH".

Disclaimer: As being the publisher of this material I would like to iterate that I in no way am supporting or endorsing the "act" of SPLEEFING in any way ..

Definition: When one/or more people scrape the vagina cheese of local Tramps undies and then smokes/spots it of foil.

"Bra that spleef blew my fucking head of"
"Oi be Shane Bra, I've noticed ya missus Sandra hasn't showered for like a week now.....Were gonna get so fucked up when we spleef that Cheese bro "

TM, PATRICK SPRAYZEE aka Mello_420.

SPLEEFING is defined by the act of collecting and then smoking discharged Vagina cheese from a dirty Tramps undies.

by Spleefing December 22, 2022

Splelping

Splelping (Verb): Fucking a balloon animal.

Jesterious Quartzyear, CEO of Clamworks: Theah so after the carnival I joetally took all my balloon animal hoes down to my splelpcave because I've become a total splelping addict who fucks balloon animals constantly vruh.

*Splelp* *Splelp* *Splelp* That's the sound of your cock grinding between the hips of a balloon animal.

by brapsusirony February 25, 2023

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020