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Spain

The greatest county in the world, having (contrary to popular belief) the best wine, the best cheese, the best olive oil, the best food in general, and has the nicest people, the richest culture, and once had the biggest, strongest and most influential empire in the Earth.

However, due to British hate and jealousy, the whole world allied against the Spanish, but Spain was still able to hold them, until a horrible revolution and a stupid leader both happened at the same time, and eventually destroyed the Empire.

Contrary to popular belief, the Spanish Empire did neither make slaves, or cruelly kill south Americans, but rather made them Christians and Spanish citizens, therefore making them just like any other person in Spain, with the same rights.

After lots of history, Spain has remained a world power, with traditions such as the beautiful bull-fighting

Spain also had the biggest empire, so big the British were for a long time jealous. They dominated all of America, lots of Africa, Asia, and also discovered Australia (called Australia because at the time the Austrian king line ruled). They were the first to go around the world, and also the first to celebrate Thanksgiving (not the British!).

They produce the best Wine, the best cheese, and the best olive oil, even better than French, British or Italian products.

They also invented the guitar, andhave written awesome popular songs, famous around the world, like the recent "Sofia", quite famous in Italy.
Guy¹: Hey, have you ever been to Spain?
Guy²: Yeah it's the best country ever!!
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To smack that troll-faced moron from The Ting Tings in the face with a spade.
"I was spanging her for a while until my arms got tired, and now they're both going under my new patio" - twentynine
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spanglette

A girl or woman, usually from London or its suburbs. She will not be seen out after 7pm unless wearing some visibility enhancing garment usually featuring some shiny bits. . . or spangles. She will have a very particular pronunciation of certain words, e.g. "cigarette" will be pronounced, "suggarut". If she has a significantly lower than average IQ, she may be known as a "Spanglette nmmm nmmm".
Hey - have you met James Whites missis. What a complete spanglette nmmmmmmmmmmm!
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