Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020

The Simba

When you finger a girl on her period and proceed to wipe the blood on her forehead while saying Simba in a prolonged deep tone.

I just gave my girl the Simba and she proceeded to aggressively squirt

by CHESTNUT000 December 31, 2020

Step-Simba

A Simba that is related not by blood but by familial ties (marriage of a parent) to another lion.

It’s fine, we’re not related, he’s my step-simba

by Simba the lyin in bed u up September 7, 2021

Bloody simba

When you take a bit of blood from the pubic region and give it the Simba from the lion king slash forehead foreplay

She acted up and has a thin cream so it’s the one week I can give her a bloody simba

by The goon March 4, 2025

Hans Simy

an extremely unfunny joke oftentimes resulting in overwhelming cringe, disgust, and sometimes even thoughts of suicide.

“that joke at the lunch table today was a total hans simy”

by daevbom October 27, 2025

To Simba somebody

To Simba somebody is when a person reaches down their underwear to scratch themselves and then immediately slides that same hand under another person’s nose or across their forehead. It’s a gross, shameless move meant to make the other person notice.

“He didn’t even hesitate, just scratched and Simba’d me!”
To Simba somebody is when a person reaches down their underwear to scratch themselves and then immediately slides that same hand under another person’s nose or across their forehead. It’s a gross, shameless move meant to make the other person notice.

by Ironburn December 14, 2025

The Hazelwell Simba

This is the action where the male counterpart inserts his thumb into the female counterparts Anus, then proceeds to spit on her back simulating his ejaculation. Once the female counterpart has turned around the male spreads his thumb across the females head whilst whispering the word ‘Simba’ in her ears.

Stud #1: How was last night ?

Stud #2: it was sweet, I pulled the hazelwell Simba.

Stud #1: Epic victory Royale

by Hazelwell, the house of studs May 1, 2024