is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.
I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.
by Fred Poole December 01, 2010
After taking a load in your anal cavity after anal sex, and just when you think it is all out, you fart and a pleasant smelling white liquid lines your underpants.
I came so much last night in Jimmy's butt he chlorine sharts in my truck and stained my seat through his pants. Now my car smells like a pool.
by bowl of boners December 14, 2013
False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)
Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!
Dude 1: What?
Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.
by codimus123 April 02, 2010
A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.
I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.
by Team Beavis August 03, 2010
When a person thinks they are just going to fart and to their dismay, Bloody poop soils their underpants. Usually happens during illness or during times of severe kidney stones
"Hey john, why are you making that face?"
"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"
"I just sharted, I have to go home. Actually, I blood sharted, take me to the hospital"
by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010
In preparation of the Shart Party, one must excessively consume nourishment that allows the instance of a shart. Eggs, the bean family, and fried foods are all suitable avenues.
Only a dwelling suitable of such a prestigious hullabaloo should be considered, fast food chain restaurants and outlet store bathrooms are prime examples of the type of real estate generally considered 'acceptable' for such an event.
To participate, one must gather a small group of acquaintances of the same gender. All participants should exhibit exemplary pre-game behavior. Ensure that each party member is 'primed' and ready to go.
Enter the rest room one at a time as not to cause alarm to whomever may be surveying the area. Once inside, select a stall that feels comfortable, Single toilet bathrooms are generally unacceptable due to sanitary issues. Once you and your party have found your choicest toilets, (or urinals, sinks, what have you.) You may release your 'contribution' on walls, the floor, the toilet paper, basically anything that isn't the toilet hole. Extra points for creativity.
If someone enters the bathroom who isnt on your VIP list, you may make them uncomfortable by using your party favors, grunting and swearing are sure to make them uncomfortable enough to hold their mess.
After all 'business' has evacuated your 'hole', invite your party to view each other's 'businesses'. You may now leave as you came, with grace and dignity.
Only a dwelling suitable of such a prestigious hullabaloo should be considered, fast food chain restaurants and outlet store bathrooms are prime examples of the type of real estate generally considered 'acceptable' for such an event.
To participate, one must gather a small group of acquaintances of the same gender. All participants should exhibit exemplary pre-game behavior. Ensure that each party member is 'primed' and ready to go.
Enter the rest room one at a time as not to cause alarm to whomever may be surveying the area. Once inside, select a stall that feels comfortable, Single toilet bathrooms are generally unacceptable due to sanitary issues. Once you and your party have found your choicest toilets, (or urinals, sinks, what have you.) You may release your 'contribution' on walls, the floor, the toilet paper, basically anything that isn't the toilet hole. Extra points for creativity.
If someone enters the bathroom who isnt on your VIP list, you may make them uncomfortable by using your party favors, grunting and swearing are sure to make them uncomfortable enough to hold their mess.
After all 'business' has evacuated your 'hole', invite your party to view each other's 'businesses'. You may now leave as you came, with grace and dignity.
Friend one: "hey, wanna shit on the bathroom floor of Krogers?"
Friend two: "Boy would I! I'll call Ricky and Jake, we'll have a shart party"
Friend one: "thats the choicest idea I've heard all day."
Friend two: "Boy would I! I'll call Ricky and Jake, we'll have a shart party"
Friend one: "thats the choicest idea I've heard all day."
by zgraid August 02, 2014