Sasquatch

A person is BIGGER and BULKIER than yourself. You know that if you got into a fight with them, one swing of a fist would crack your skull open like an egg. You also know that if they sat on you (intentionally or accidentally, i don't judge) would flatten every single bone in your body. They also highly lower your self esteem because they are clearly bigger and bulkier than you. These specimens are the kinds of people we all aspire to be, but who we know we can't.

*you and a friend are standing in the lunch line*
*a big man named William Davis cuts you*
Your Friend:Can you believe this, a freakin Sasquatch jst cut u-
*you silence him before the beast hears, saving both of your lives*

by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018

SATS

A torture device that college students need to use. (It's really just a hard test)

Jimmy: Why are you sad, man?
Tom: I had to take the SATS.
Jimmy: I know how you feel.

by SuperDuckwithpucks April 1, 2019

Samsquanch

A large, long-haired, unassuming critter who haunts areas along the Brazos river. Carrys musical instruments and smells like body odor.

"Did you see the samsquanch on the Brazos river?"

"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."

by Hairy Canuckles August 10, 2019

samsquanching

When you go commando in the woods and a honey packet bursts open in your pocket— you have turned into the Honey Dick. You go into the woods to become the full honey dick ass samsquach all squanched in honey like that ingrain Sam Losco from Trailer Park Boys.

Winnie the Poo inhabits a perpetural state of samsquanching as he is unable to separate the honey from his dick and pants.

by Ingrain420 October 9, 2019

Sasquochinah

Derived from the combination of 'sasquatch' and 'cochina', sasquochinah refers to a human female with distinct beastlike qualities; i.e., size, odor, gait, hair.

Masculine: sasquochino

"Yo, Carlos. I know you said you love BBW's, but this Karen chick is sasquochiNAH."

Drunk guy: "sho whatsh you say we get outta dish plashe baby? "

Drunk girl: "mmm,,, you're cute..."

Heads for the door.

Sober girl: "thank God I found you girl! Wherever you're going i hope you remembered about going to sasquochiNO first! "

by Harry Hen December 25, 2019

sasquatch

group of people who can drink 1 llitre of water in 30 seconds

Sasquatch is defiantly not a cult and u wont die

by xXjerryXxYT March 23, 2020

Sasquatching

Walking off into the wilderness (typically mountainous forests) and trying NOT to be found. Anytime another person, or sign of civilization is encountered, you turn and walk the other direction.

Jae was completely exhausted from the week at work; all he could think about was getting out of the city and sasquatching all weekend.

by landgrabber November 6, 2020