rumpelstiltskin

A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.

Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.

by SweetBill February 11, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.

Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.

by MilkinKittens July 3, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin

A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.

Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.

by SaintArnold December 19, 2010

baby rump kisser

a pervert who goes around kissing babies butts, this is also used in denace the menace when denace is tricked into kissing a baby dolls butt

the baby rump kisser gave the baby a solid smak on its butt

by snoeman December 30, 2009

Rumpadump

taking a dump on a sleeping persons face

the friends rumpadumped on his father

by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006

Rumpled Dork Skin

Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it

"No I'm not eating that Rumpled Dork Skin made it!"

by DINKLESTEIN September 7, 2011

rump roasted

Butthurt

He is rump roasted because I just schooled him in basketball.

by AfghanistanBananaMan May 18, 2014