Legendary person who consumes mass quanities of drugs and alcohol, getting uttered every day and demanding destruction of everyone around him, until everyone in the crew is fucking utterly destroyed to the point of no fucking return with no person ever being able to come close, compete with, or achieve the level of destruction defined by the great Rump.
Rump started his day with a tremendous 8 ball up his left nostril and 80 mg of oxy up the right. He then proceeded to get {uttered} with a gallon of Jack. Rump then crushed up 3 addy pills and held deuce by the neck and demanded that he rail it all.
by Natan Buey July 25, 2006
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"Are you doing anything today?"
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"The cold and the rain made it a slow and Rumphy day"
"Are you doing anything today?"
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"The cold and the rain made it a slow and Rumphy day"
by Molehill November 3, 2004
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A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.
Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.
Man 2: Fuck.
Man 2: Fuck.
by chch27 February 20, 2009
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Get the Rump mug.One who is boisterous, loud, full of life, vitality, and high spirits, a real rebel. He is usually stubborn and sticks to his guns. He is a peacemaker but he's not afraid to fight when necessary. He can hit you like a hurricane.
I'm glad that dude is a friend and not an enemy because you don't want to see him get ready to Rumple. He kicks ass!
by Rumplemeister October 21, 2011
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Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.
by SweetBill February 11, 2009
Get the rumpelstiltskin mug.When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.
Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.
by MilkinKittens July 3, 2010
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