A bean roaster is the Mexican equivalent to a rice burner. It's a shitty little car that's been tricked out with spinning chrome rims and possibly a spray painting of mother Mary on the hood. What it lacks in power, it makes up for in impracticality; it's not fast and it's definitely not furious, but it's guaranteed to turn heads at any quinceanera.
1. Did you see that bean roaster running from the cops? Those cholos are loco!
2. Dammit! Some bean roaster just cut me off the road!
2. Dammit! Some bean roaster just cut me off the road!
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Me: Sin rostro
Person 1: isn’t she a sociopath
Me: ya 😍😍😍🔥
Me: Sin rostro
Person 1: isn’t she a sociopath
Me: ya 😍😍😍🔥
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My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
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