J.K. Rowling

Joanne Katherine Rowling. Writer of many short stories and the famous Harry Potter series. She has written the following published books:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone/Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

these are all great books, as many have said. They are not meant to convert people to 'devil worshipping' or anything else that the Pope and/or other people have acclaimed to. It is merely for entertainment purposes and a job for a well-deserving mother.

Person 1:Have you read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
Person 2:No, who's it written by?
1: J.K. Rowling.
2: Do you know their real name?
1: Joanne Katherine. And Rowling is pronounced like you can row a boat. not a row like a quarrel.
2: Is the book good?
1: OH YES! its my favorite in the series.
2: Are the movies better than the books.
1: By far, no. I think its because I can expand my horizons on imagining what I want to imagine. A based-on-a-book-film is just one person's point of view on a book.
2: I think I'll read it now!!!

by Lauraboo438 February 15, 2006

Steam Rolling

The act of when someone rolls over you and yells "Steam Roller". You get squashed

Leah's favorite thing to do is steam rolling people in a bed.

by Bridgemaster3000 October 12, 2008

Rolling like a [ninja]

Said whenever a friend, random person, etc 1. sneaks up and scares the crap out of you.
2. Looks like he could've auditioned for the Batman movies...
3. Kicks ass like no other
4. Uses "poser" ninja moves. Like bad kung fu movies.

Rolling like a ninja

by iaear0709 August 10, 2008

Rolling-Pin

Insert two fingers deep into the anal orifice and insert two fingers of the opposite hand into the vaginal orifice and spin the female back and forth - back and forth like kneading dough across the bed. Use her like a rolling-pin.

Mother of pearl, Joey gave Sally Jane the Rolling-Pin and she loved it. Said it was the best time of her life! She felt like she was making pizza!

by Dick Beck December 30, 2009

Rowling

Rowling is the author of Harry potter, and has a great mind for telling childrens books. If you haven't read harry potter then get on because the last book is coming out soon.

rowling writes harry potter books

by Karen Clark September 28, 2006

Rolling Fat

To have a good car, or to have a pimped out car.

"Dude my new car's so tight! I'm rolling fat and ALL the girls want me now!"

by Sarabi March 20, 2008

rolling in the Laurier's

the front of the Canadian 5 dollar bill features a portrait of Sir Wilfrid Laurier, similar to how the American dollar bill has a portrait of Benjamin Franklin. this is similar to the term "rolling in the benjamins" but for Canadians who are poor.

canadian 1: hey you wanna go pick up a new sled with me today?
canadian 2: nah, im only rolling in the laurier's lets go for a timmys run instead.

by AutismPrime September 2, 2010