The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
Get the Roof Envymug. A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
Get the New Roofmug. When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.
by eg3311 October 7, 2012
Get the scrubbing the roofmug. by Sandwich God April 28, 2022
Get the Roof Markermug. A urban legend that says every horse has a lady that lives on the roofs and hides very well. If you go on that roof she will eat you up. This is a story to tell somebody especially a child not to go on roofs.
by 459395 May 31, 2022
Get the Lady on the roofmug. by phecez May 23, 2014
Get the roof teamug. by Lolopololo May 9, 2022
Get the Roofingmug.