Go Rooftop

The action of smoking 1/8 of moonrock weed chunks inside of a $100 dollar bill(rolling paper) and lighting that blunt with another $100 bill.

I just copped some moonrocks and I'm about to Go Rooftop!!!

by The Mr. Wendell July 5, 2018

Ed the roofer

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.

That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.

by spankio May 15, 2009

Roofer's Nut

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

by boofaholic March 15, 2015

roofbag

A variation of a douchebag, a roofbag is a person who thInks they're all that, but with their large head and triangular shoulders, what they really are is a walking roofbag. Helps if the person is extremely tall.

Michael Phelps can be such a douchebag sometimes, but Ryan Lochte is the ultimate roofbag.

Man, that pointy-shouldered guy came in thInking he owned the room, but all anyone could think was what a total roofbag.

by DJ Johnny D September 1, 2017

Roofing

While receiving a blowjob, continuously hitting and/or scraping the top of the giver's mouth.

I accidentally made my girlfriend gag last night because I kept roofing her.

by L3pr3chaun3 October 1, 2017

Roofylax

A combination of rohypnol and laxative, secreted into someone's drink in order to make them simultaneously:

a) Pass out
b) Evacuate their bowels

Usually employed in jest, a Roofylax is also occasionally used as a pre-cursor to scat-fetish rape. In even rarer instances, it is self administered in a public environment as part of an exhibitionist fetish fantasy

1. "I have just roofy-laxed you. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in a strange environment, covered in your own poo. And so will I."

2. "I have just roofylaxed myself. Here are my house keys and a Sleigh Bell CD. Take me home."

by roofy-lax November 25, 2010

roofied

When someone spikes your drink with a drug without your knowledge.

Effects include vomitting, loss of co-ordination and cognitive abilities, as well as coma induction.

John got roofied the other night!

by snellios April 22, 2006