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Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
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New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
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scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.
John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!
by eg3311 October 7, 2012
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Roof Marker

A fake Find The Markers marker that is on the snow house roof.
Did you know the Roof Marker isn't real.

Really!?!?
by Sandwich God April 28, 2022
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Lady on the roof

A urban legend that says every horse has a lady that lives on the roofs and hides very well. If you go on that roof she will eat you up. This is a story to tell somebody especially a child not to go on roofs.
Make sure you don't sneak up to the roof or the lady on the roof will eat you.
by 459395 May 31, 2022
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roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking
Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.
by phecez May 23, 2014
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Roofing

by Lolopololo May 9, 2022
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