When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.
by Whateverdude August 31, 2013
Get the Parallel Dump mug.That woman or women in your corporate office who begin to grow and morph in strange and largely disturbing ways while exhibiting pregnancy. These changes may include an excessively disgusting appetite, grunts while doing the simplest tasks such as getting up out of a chair, frequent trips the bathroom while breathing heavily and holding the belly, and a general swelling of the body. These traits may set the pregnant woman apart from her other co-workers, deaming her an alien of sorts...or Pralien.
Office Ho #1: "Did you hear Brenda is pregnant?"
Office Ho #2: "Bitch please, that Pralien has been rollin' around this office grunting, rambling on and on about nothing, passing her work onto me and eating everything out of the fridge like it's hers! That string cheese is mine, dammit!"
Office Ho #2: "Bitch please, that Pralien has been rollin' around this office grunting, rambling on and on about nothing, passing her work onto me and eating everything out of the fridge like it's hers! That string cheese is mine, dammit!"
by cwisticwistina August 31, 2013
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The perfect unsober state of happiness in which you are paraletic from drinking too much alcohol and perfectly lean from smoking a few spliffs
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Richard: What is it that you guys are always discussing?
Sally: I can't say, part of the paralucal club.
Richard: How do I join?
Sally: Are you in the membership club?
Richard: no.
Sally: Well then you can't, you have to be a member to join.
Sally: I can't say, part of the paralucal club.
Richard: How do I join?
Sally: Are you in the membership club?
Richard: no.
Sally: Well then you can't, you have to be a member to join.
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When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.
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