Definitions by Whateverdude

Parallel Dump 

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

Parallel Dump by Whateverdude August 31, 2013

the venus transit 

A band from Salem, Virginia that plays rock music sounding like a mix of Incubus, Saosin, Dead Poetic and/or 30 Seconds to Mars.

The Venus Transit will take you away.

the venus transit by WhateverDude December 31, 2006