3 definitions by cwisticwistina
That one African-American co-worker who may have only been hired at a suburban corporate office in an attempt to satisfy equal opportunity rules within a company. This lone man or woman may feel compelled to poke fun at the current situation, through over-animating said African status; addressing old white women as "B" or pale-faced co-workers with "sup G, you get that PTS report?" In general, given the seemingly awkward situation of being overwhelmingly outnumbered, the lone African uses Ebonyx on the regular, phrases like "betta recognize" when someone asks if they will be out of the office, and has the natural swagger you would expect.
White office girl: "Hey Tyrone, were you able to complete those safety forms I sent to you like a week ago?"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"
by cwisticwistina July 24, 2013
Peeping Pooper:
The act of being extremely silent while seated in a bathroom stall while another coworker (usually in a corporate office environment) walks in and proceeds to paint the toilet bowl brown with explosive bowel movements. Only after the third or fourth push does the "peeping pooper" emerge from their stall and begin washing hands at the sink, maybe whistling to attempt to give the pooper more privacy. Exceptionally spiteful "peeping poopers" may even begin speaking to the loud pooper addressing him or her by name...implying they are fully aware of said butt-pukage.
The act of being extremely silent while seated in a bathroom stall while another coworker (usually in a corporate office environment) walks in and proceeds to paint the toilet bowl brown with explosive bowel movements. Only after the third or fourth push does the "peeping pooper" emerge from their stall and begin washing hands at the sink, maybe whistling to attempt to give the pooper more privacy. Exceptionally spiteful "peeping poopers" may even begin speaking to the loud pooper addressing him or her by name...implying they are fully aware of said butt-pukage.
"Holy bejezuz....Kathy in accounting is a bonifide peeping pooper!! She ninja blasted me after I finished pooping out my chicken korma from last night! What a hag!!"
by cwisticwistina June 28, 2013
That woman or women in your corporate office who begin to grow and morph in strange and largely disturbing ways while exhibiting pregnancy. These changes may include an excessively disgusting appetite, grunts while doing the simplest tasks such as getting up out of a chair, frequent trips the bathroom while breathing heavily and holding the belly, and a general swelling of the body. These traits may set the pregnant woman apart from her other co-workers, deaming her an alien of sorts...or Pralien.
Office Ho #1: "Did you hear Brenda is pregnant?"
Office Ho #2: "Bitch please, that Pralien has been rollin' around this office grunting, rambling on and on about nothing, passing her work onto me and eating everything out of the fridge like it's hers! That string cheese is mine, dammit!"
Office Ho #2: "Bitch please, that Pralien has been rollin' around this office grunting, rambling on and on about nothing, passing her work onto me and eating everything out of the fridge like it's hers! That string cheese is mine, dammit!"
by cwisticwistina July 24, 2013