pork and beans

The official food staple of Maine loggers.

"You men eat yo' dinner eat yo' pork and beans"

by debamas October 2, 2006

pork and beans

A food item commonly found in the homes of low-income families.

Pork and beans should *not* be confused with baked beans. Baked beans are of much higher quality and they actually contain pork. Pork and beans are just beans in tomato sauce.

Would you like some pork and beans with your sloppy joe?

by Old man who volunteers at your local food pantry August 1, 2007

Spam-Porking

Spam-Poker or Spam-Porking is someone will having to have sex with a fat and/or ugly rich person just for the money! Spam is the little pieces of pork all put together to make up a faux HAM! IT's a fake-me-out HAM! So Spam-Porking is fake me out sex or sex for money only.

She found a rich suga-daddy and is going over to his McMansion for some Spam-PORKING tonight! She is going to Spam-Pork him for a diamond tennis bracelet!

by pottie mouth September 11, 2011

Pork Puller

One who has sex with the obese; chronic masturbator; In HIllbilly Slang- One who beds pigs

Joe is a pork puller; he is always with some fat chick!

by CC 123 April 24, 2007

pork juice

The extract from a womens vagina when you Smang proficiency

You ain't never get none of that pork juice on you when you fuckin?

by Djannah August 1, 2017

Hand Pork

Hand porking is the art of porking a female with you're hand rather than with you're sausage meat. It can be performed using one finger, two, three or four fingers.

Luke - 'Hey bro, I pulled some skett last night. Totally Hand Porked that slag.'

Gav - 'You did what bro?'

Luke - 'Hand porked, I had four fingers deep inside that ho.'

by Gavanova October 2, 2011

Pork Lily

Another awesome way to reference a girls vagina.

Cindy has been walking with a limp ever since she pierced her pork lily.

by jim reaper August 24, 2008