Police

A person whose job it is to enforce the laws passed down by the government. As in any job, there are good and bad police officers. Often sworn at for issuing speeding tickets by the ignorant who fail to realize that more people die in automobile accidents each year than in weapon violence; usually speed is a factor. Usually thankless job, until someone finds themselves needing the police, at which point attitudes often change.

The police issued a ticket to the businessman for doing 100 in a 40 zone.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

hiphop police

Police Secretly Watching Hip-Hop Artists

Yo, pull over and buy these hiphop polices some doughnuts.. they been following us for the last 100 miles..

by Randy [blur] Robbins February 4, 2006

Plastic Policeman

A police man with less power then the actual Police, Community Police are good examples of this.

Guy1: WTF why did you run from the feds?
Guy2: It's okay he was a plastic policeman, he can't touch me!
Guy1: Oh wow, your so awesome!

by hubGX January 13, 2009

Knock on the door like the damn police

Excessively knocking or pounding on someone's door.

Stop knocking on the door, like you are the damn police!!!!!!!! I know you want to get in here.

by Saints February 4, 2005

Police Women of Broward County

A show about cocky middle aged women who repeatedly arrest African-American people for selling/possession of drugs.

Deputy Cooper: GET ON THE GROUND!!

African American: I'm ams on da grownd!

Deputy Cooper: GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND!!! *viciously punches African American in the mouth, knocking out his last tooth* I'm a Police Women of Broward County, and I don't take shit from nobody!

African American: Dat aint myne mang. Dat aint mine, i found dat.. Des is ma fwends pantz dawg. Dait aint mine.

Deputy Cooper: Another nigger down! :) *satisfied look on face*

by Policeman September 26, 2009

Jazz Police

Pop music damage control. Used by pretentious fools to make someone look like a pretentious fool.

Steve: Yo I really like this new boy band, they're from the UK!
Carl: Wow man, don't make me call the jazz police.

by Not The Weatherman January 23, 2012

police chewtality

when police use a marshmellow gun to immobilize a suspect, police brutality becomes edible

"police brutality, AND chewtality"
police chewtality

by Ndnd December 17, 2008