Pootis

It's a stale meme that was born in a game "Team Fortress 2", when the heavy weapons guy says "Put dispenser here", yet "Put dis" sounds like "Pootis". What the hell people.

With that sandwich, I'd pootis there.

by Britishness June 24, 2017

Pootis

when somebody/something contains an odor too strong for the human nostrils

Hey dude, don't go in that bathroom. Its so pootis

by PootisTheLootis April 20, 2018

Pizza Protien Stick

A Penis With Herpes.....
Refering To the penis as the protein stick because of Semen's high protein content.
And Pizza refering to the herpes looking like the toppings from pizza on a mans penis.

Watch out for that Guy.....He rocks a pizza protein stick.

by DUbman June 29, 2004

Potion

A VERY VERY SUS MAN

potion big sus

by itsmejoshp April 8, 2021

pootilated

someone that has gone-off poo in their ass and it has spread to their face through their nose

holy crap my nose it smells like poo i must be pootilated

by conor mccarty September 30, 2007

Pootis

Idiotic

"This computer is pootis."

by Potato4life January 16, 2018

Pootis Pow

Pootis Pow is what you would call a crazy fella, someone who is ready for all the ladies 24/7
Someone who knows HOW. TO. MAKE. A. NOISE! If you know what I mean

Woah, that man right there is one crazy Pootis Pow

by ItsCrass November 6, 2019