Pessi-douche

One who is the combination of a pessimist and a douchebag. Usually has a constant annoying, negative outlook on life and anyones ideas except theirs. If told they are a pessimist, they will usually try to play it off by being even more of a pessi-docuhe.

Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun

George "Hey lets go to that party tonight, theres gonna be a bunch of hot girls there, sounds awesome."

Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."

George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."

Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."

by jajauaua October 5, 2009

pesco-vegan

One who follows a diet that includes seafood like fish and shellfish but excludes all other animal products, including terrestrial meat, dairy products, fish, and animal by-products.

My pesco-vegan friend loved sashimi too much to give it up. Also see sushi!

by Suzanne Swanson August 14, 2006

Pestan

breast (a persian word)

ajab pestan e bozorgi darad! (Wow! she has big breast)

by khorooshan February 28, 2009

Pestering

pess-ter

To annoy; to bug

Sally enjoys pestering her peers.

by PaperRomance February 23, 2011

sex pest

A total pervert who is constantly talking about sexual actions with females either in person or on facebook.

Truffas - Paul are we going town tonight?

Paul D - Yes, we finishing in Ikon?

Truffas - Yeah too right....Is your brother coming out?

Paul D - No mate, he's looking at every photo album of every girl on his friends list.

Truffas - sex pest.

Paul D - Yeah, I bet he'll be in town at 4am ready to pounce on stragglers with his Rohypnol.

by DavCJ19 March 25, 2009

pesto

In light of the direct italian translation meaning "to pound," to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute sexuall manner.

Bro, Brian pestoed that sloot way back.

by Dick Lyman May 8, 2008

pescetarian

a type of vegetarian that allows fish into their diet.

also known as pescovegetarian

"you're a vegetarian, so you don't eat fish right?"
"no, technically i am a pescetarian"

by la dee da May 13, 2005