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HANDYCRAP PARKING

When you approach the perfect parking space in a parking lot so packed, it resembles Disneyland. And you finally get to the space, it is marked for the Handy capped.
Hey dude, there is a spot, oh shit, it's Handycrap Parking
by Go Launna Rose August 31, 2010
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Valet Parking

When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.
My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.
by UncleMikeOnWheels February 7, 2020
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parking Nazi

a short troll-like creature who looks like she could club an ox to death with one hand, whose sole joy in life is threatening to tow the vehicles of hapless state workers.
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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Parking North Carolina Style

Crossing the flow of traffic to park with your driver door against the curb. Illegal in almost the entire country, popular in North Carolina
The only spot is on the other side and I'm too lazy and inconsiderate to pull a u-turn, I'll just enjoy parking North Carolina style.
by Fyzbo September 26, 2014
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Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.
Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
by Crediblesea June 2, 2018
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parking lot pickle

2 homosexual friends having some fun time in a car at a parking lot
hey why is that car moving by itself in that parking lot over there?

oh it must be 2 friends having a parking lot pickle

oh.. cool
by griplover9000 February 24, 2023
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cunt parking

When the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.
It's to busy at Christmas, I'm always cunt parking people.

That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!
by Sizzlord December 27, 2007
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