Pandemdick

One, A person who wears his or her face mask under his or her nose. Two, a sleazy person who trolls the internet for sexual partners despite the risks of covid-19. Three, a person who shows up on the steps of his or her legislature bearing guns to supposedly protect us all from pandemic.

1. Hey, Pandemdick, fix your mask so that it actually covers your face. 2, Some Pandemdick actually expects me to give him my address for a booty call tonight. 3, The pandemdicks Who felt it necessary to protest the quarantine with flamethrowers and missile launchers.

by Jaycee Hodgepodge May 16, 2020

Pandemitis

Next level laziness, brought on by sitting at home all day due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

I got a case of Pandemitis, I can’t get up from this couch.

by Mac May May May 21, 2020

Pandemic Standard Time

Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!

by SadMandalorian May 26, 2020

pandemicrophone

Pandemicrophone - n. a socially distanced audio input device Alt.n. Audio input device designed for an Ailuropoda melanoleuca (aka: giant panda)

When the lonely musicians emerged from quarantine for their first paying gig in months, each one brought their favourite pandemicrophone so the spit from the drummer would not put them in hospital.

by You rReal Name June 14, 2020

Pandemenarche

Getting your first period during a global pandemic.

May 2020-Ruby cannot come swimming today, ya know, pandemenarche.

by Ntrouble July 20, 2020

Pandemic

Its a combination of a demisexual and pansexual person. These people do not have limits in sexual choice with regard to biological sex,race , gender, or gender identity but they require an emotional connection with the person in order to enjoy any sexual activities

Im a pandemic, so i need an emotional conncetion with you in order to enjoy making love

by ElLoko July 21, 2020

Pandemia

The state of being in the throws of a pandemic that’s cascading your civilization and social life into a nebulous surreal hell.

A real world dystopia created by the ravages of a full blown pandemic that has no immediate end in sight.

Damn bruh, yesterday the world was all good, but today we are living in straight Pandemia.

Ariel: I’m tired of waking up to find I’m still trapped in Pandemia.
Megan: Yeah, I know what you mean. This sh’t sucks big time.

by Bundle of Hisses July 29, 2020