please

The one word that will never grant a man oral sex from a woman.

"Yo, can I get a blowjob?"
"...No."
"Please?"

by Jake Throckmorton January 14, 2007

Please Be Mine

a popular song written and preformed by the jonas brothers.
it was the first song they wrote togther and caused them to form the jonas brothers.

person#1- did u hear that song please be mine
person#2- ya, dosnt it make ur heart melt.!

by Ryannn February 22, 2008

Pet Please

The opposite of a pet peeve. These are your life's simple pleasures i.e. things that please you.

One of my pet pleases is having a good hair day.

by A3DFXx December 24, 2008

Chi Please

A nice way of saying Fuck You!
Chad Johnson of the Vaccination Bengals introduced this on the first episode of Hard Knocks.

What are you doing man?
Man,just Chi please dude.

by wadeyonthere August 18, 2009

Gigga Please

A very fucking good computer with mass storage space.

My fucking computer is beast.

You know what?

I'ma name this Gigga Please.

by Severux190 January 1, 2012

Anywhere I Fucking Please

Someone who doesn't give a damn about any kind of rule because whatever it is, it doesn't apply to them.

White store clerk: Sir. Please don't bring your Pit-bull in the supermarket.

PIMP: I'll bring my dog Anywhere I Fucking Please.

Property Owner: Hi, Please don't get to your section 8 apartment through my fenced in backyard and look in my windows.

asshole: I'll walk Anywhere I Fucking Please.

by The other Homeboy December 25, 2008

Puta, Please

Side Note: The Spanish word Puta is Spanish for prostitute or whore.

The Phrase "puta please" is the Spanish Variant of "Bitch Please" "Nig(whatever ending you please whether it be "ger" "ga" "gah" "nig" "let" or nothing at all.) It like the other phrases tone of voice matters whether it is offensive or not, also who you are with.

This is the First "Puta, Please" on The Urban Dictionary! From T.T. in Fort Lauderdale.

Rosa: Aye Maria, I went to the swap shop and and I got my weave done for $Free.99! When I went to go get my shit done those bitches told me I had to get my own weave, so I went to the Puta next to her and got some authentic fucking, Puerto Rican horse hair!

Maria: Ja Ja Ja (the Spanish Hahaha) Puta, Please!

by ghostlyscape March 20, 2011