Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Ponderosa Spread

A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.

Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.

You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.

by Paul Smith "Dooly Loo King" October 6, 2007

Ponderbating

To think about masturbating!

Man! I can't wait for my date tonight. I've been ponderbating about it all day long. I need some Hoo-Haw.

by Fsu Big Dawg October 3, 2010

pondfiller

a boy who cheats online, uses an awp, noscopes, and pushes. Baits, and sucks like it's his job

pondfiller will never LAN, he cheats online, and has no friends.

by hahahahacheatshahahaha October 30, 2006

ponderbating

To think about or consider masturbating

That orgy scene in Westworld has me ponderbating.

by King Veneer December 7, 2016

ponder it

Ponder it means lolitsalex will not let u into the base.

Me: Yo Alex I donated 20$ let me into the base! Alex: uhhhh ill ponder it.

by Joe Cool123 February 1, 2018

Pondering Panda

Some one who his often in deep thought yet cool and cute like a panda

Jordan :"why does he look like that?"
Foster:"that is cause he's thinking, he a pondering panda"
Jordan"Oh that is why he all so cute"

by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018