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Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.
My dog Lily is a real couch petato,
by dkin March 25, 2016
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petasium

A dumbass avatar of myself that my friend, Brian Gilmore did. He has no eyes, and has a.. hole-tooth. Also, see adam szlamp, who has a similar avatar called Szlampiasium. Jesus.
Petasium walked up to Szlampyasium and said : I could go for some secks.
by Peter Simmons June 14, 2004
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Pet a Freshman Day

Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.
Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???

Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
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petafile

Petafile is person who rapes kids
other words a swasbrick!
That emo freak was a petafile
by Sumone June 3, 2004
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Peta2

Peta2 is almost like Peta(People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) but it is mostly for teens. They explain things more easier and they dont use words most teen wouldn't know. But if they did use words like that they could come to this web site!

Peta2 also has alot of fun contests too. Sometimes they have like a Free Stuff Friday thinggy and you could get stuff like flyers and stickers to let people know things like how horrible some people treat animals.
I love Peta2!! =
by Tommy T. Giraffe January 23, 2009
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petaflop

A petafile that got his ass kicked by an intended victim.
That guy was a total petaflop
by Clyde Hawkins Crowley March 29, 2009
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Petar

A retarted fuck that comes at you with a can of compressed air
Oh no he’s gonna petar me
by Alabama neeger April 17, 2020
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