penis

A man's genitalia.

Get about five dozen eggs. Put 'em in a bowl and mix the F*CK out of them. And what do you get?

PENIS !

by OohEehOohAahAah May 1, 2010

Penis

The word "penis" has many definitions...

1.) A word you look up on Urban Dictionary when you're bored out of your mind.
2.) A word you make a define on Urban Dictionary when you have nothing to do.
3.) The third leg.
4.) That wibbly wobbly thing that should be hidden behind a closed door.
5.) The male genital

Male genital

Sally: "Hey have you seen James Charles?"
George: "Yes he cut off his penis."

by peepeepoopoolover February 28, 2020

Penis

The male sex organ

"Ben Greene has a seven inch penis"

by RPang May 28, 2003

penis

One who goes to urban dictionary to see what people have written about the word "penis", then decided that they should make a definition about penis too. the definition defining that a penis is one who describes a penis.

I ... am ... a penis.

by Mike_oochie April 21, 2008

Penis

God's gift to man.

God decided that Adam needed to be superior to Eve. Thus he blessed him with a large sexual organ called the penis.

by Spibo-10806 June 23, 2010

penis

Man's ... no. Girl's best friend!

Random d00d: Hey "junior". Wanna go for a ride?
Not-so-random penis: Sure thing m8.
Random Chick: Count me in!
Random d00d: Wohooooo! High five!
Not-so-random penis: Right on! "slap"!

by Rody+sexy=body June 23, 2006

penis

a thing attached to a males body can vary in legnth and width.

there are many words for a penis including lossop trollop and smidget

by masta J May 13, 2005