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old man beer

The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.
"I know Bud is terrible but I drink it anyways, it's my old man beer."
by Arbitrary December 29, 2013
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Old Slapper Wasted

To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.
"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
by Brois May 16, 2014
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old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."
by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016
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Old Coffee cracker

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Old Veggie

A word to describe your ex, commonly used for girls, which means that he "used" her for her body then left.

It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.
Guy 1: Damn, she looks hot.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.

Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.
by Teddyaj December 28, 2016
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Old crone

Shut up and mind your shit old crone
by 18 and ugly😬 July 23, 2017
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old af

A more polite way of saying old as fuck.
Homie: Got them NWA recs man
(brother sees cassette)
Brother: Shit, these old af man.
by Playmann January 21, 2019
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