The Nuke

Known for his unbounding sense of humor, The Nuke is able to post in threads as fast as lightening. He also shares the same IP address as wordUISjackolope/word

The Nuke, you so silly!

by Tanooki January 29, 2003

Goldman Nuke

In 1972 professor Heinz Goldman invented a type of nuclear fission which causes a chemical output greater than that of a regular atomic bomb.

Damn them Koreans making Goldman nukes

by Toddles1972 June 11, 2013

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

Coke Nuke

Having an overdose of cocaine, normally with a group of friends or at a club
whilst high/drunk.

Frank offered Allie a coke nuke, but he turned down the deal.

by cowtroller June 7, 2014

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015

Butt Nuke

It is when a mail (or femile if they have a strap-on) lays there partner on their belly with their butt exposed and jumps in the air and slams their penis into their partners butt

Dude, my gf wanted to do something crazy last night, so I butt nuked her, it was awesome but painful

by KANT D3Ni April 20, 2017

Hentai Nuke

When you post many hentai pictures in a row

Imma prepare another hentai nuke for you

by rauhski May 7, 2017