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Noobaru

A Fucking Noob that drives a fucking subaru, thinks its a fucking ferrari, and won't shut the fuck up about it.
Brad the noob won't shut the fuck up about his fucking Noobaru
by V KGB March 21, 2009
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Noob Choke

The Created Finisher used in the game "Smackdown vs Raw 2009" in which a user chokes an opponent until they reach a danger zone in a matter of seconds, often used by moves, this is a common finisher used online.
I was playing Smackdown vs Raw 2009 completely fairly, and I got Noob Choked and beat in 1 minute.
by The 2.0 February 17, 2009
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Noob grunt

Noob grunt is the lowest form of noobness and noobs in general
Person A:''Ugh, that kid is such a noob grunt!''
Person S:''Yeah, he doesn't even know how to start a computer.''
by Tombul February 26, 2011
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Noob

(noun)
A. someone new to said game("noob" can but does not correctly apply to other aspects of life outside the range of video games.)

B. someone who is bad at said game, commonly someone who has played said game for a decently long period, or more who claims to be "good, nice, sick, beastly, epic" at said game and then gets OWNED over and over again will commonly rant on calling every one who kills, beats, and or defeates him or her a "noob".

C. someone being called a "noob" by a noob because the real noob is angry as his or her noobness and retaliates by calling the non-noob a noob.
EXAMPLE#1
Player1(noob): Hey man how do you get up there?

Player2: Wow noob, go play runescape!

EXAMPLE#2
Player1(noob):*dies(constantly)* WTFF DUDE YOU NOOB

Player2: You mad son?

EXAMPLE#3
Player1:*PWNAGE*

PLayer2(noobb): wtff you noob stop being lame
by Tronik March 13, 2011
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Noob

An extremely out of date name for someone who is bad at a game, especially Minecraft or ROBLOX
Person 1: *Is playing badly*
Person 2: Bro, you're such a noob.
Person 1: Dude, are you from like 2017 or something?
by General-Kenobi July 7, 2020
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Shee Noob

The Shee Noob is a special class of noob that plays the Halo series.

A Shee Noob's gaming experience mainly consists of:

1. Getting in a banshee for an extended and lengthy period of time.

2. Splatting anyone that comes within range.

3. Doing it over and over to gain cheap kills that require less skill than boiling an egg.

Shee Noobs are looked down upon in gaming society and if you are one, then you may need to get help, or stop gaming altogether.

How to avoid a Shee Noob if present in a match:

1. Stay indoors at all times.

2. Leave the game.

3. Lock on rockets if avialable.

Please refrain from being, A Shee Noob
Player X: "FFS, that f***ing Shee Noob is up there sky camping again. He has killed me 9 times in 3 minutes! You cant play for shit Shee Noob!!!"

Shee Noob "You're just jealouse that im winning. You newb. You're the one that sucks, you cant even kill me."

Please. Dont be a Shee Noob.
by Jaykardee_09 December 26, 2009
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feliz nobby job

A Christmas gift in the form of oral sex recieved by a male.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
by JMoney420 - 1 December 30, 2009
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