Nelson's Column

A euphemism for Admiral Horatio Nelson's penis.

The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.

Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)

by RageofMarat September 26, 2011

Neale

Better than ian and paul because they suck muselk

Mozart was very neale.

by Streamer by the way November 24, 2018

jack nelson

The Pengest Boy You'll Ever Meet, Sex Magnet, Extremely Large Penis

I Want to Fuck Jack Nelson

by MC BigPenis September 19, 2016

Gary Neal

A world famous pedo, he will take your kids so watch out

Yo that kid is like Gary Neal

by SIRyeet July 12, 2019

nelson

to be beast and to poun all while being off your medications.

bro you're such a nelson at dead island.

by jakXIII January 10, 2012

Nelson

Small city in the upper south island of New Zealand. Known for an intolerance causing chemical in the water. Symptoms include racisim, bigotry, middle-class social climbing, and the complete inability to undertand anything that defies instant explanation.

Also know for the "sun tax" where employers believe they live in such a desirable location that they can get away with paying the lowest wages in the country.

Hi I'm from Nelson, New Zealand. I vote right wing and love to give people unwanted advice and unwelcome comments!

by Ex-Nelsonian August 23, 2012

Neal A. Gray

The most intelligent, best looking, funniest person on the face of the planet...everything the average human is not. Bad ass kid who plays his cards straight.

Albert Einstein aka Neal A. Gray

by The Sneally September 16, 2012