Monocep

Slang for the most important muscle in the male body - the penis aka The Monocep.

While many men look to increase their Biceps, Triceps and Quadriceps, I prefer to focus on my Monocep in an effort to truly please the ladies.

by BatmanMuscles August 26, 2013

Monocle

The act of putting ones testicle on a willing participants eye

I played such a brutal game of monocle with molly's mum last night

by BertieQueen April 15, 2015

Polish Monocle

See Arabian Eye Patch

I used to give hoes the Arabian Goggles. Now that I lost me nut to cancer, I give 'em the ol' Polish Monocle!

by Skeeball April 8, 2008

mooched

When somebody has given money to another person who has no money, but should.

Cody just mooched $5 off John.

by sullie August 20, 2004

mooch

The name of a Monkey like man residing in the state of New York.
Enjoys eating, drinking, lying, and partying excessively with very little money to do so most times. Lots of fun to hang out with but at times he is a bit much. He's Mooch, a.k.a. S-dot, a.k.a. Grasso, aka Monk.

"I can't believe the stories that Mooch tells, that kid is really troubled"

Mooch told me he was on probation and my response was "DEWZ"

by M-Dot March 5, 2004

Mooch

That Scumbag who wants $5000 off a new 325i and thinks his 92' Integra with 170,000 miles is worth $7000.

You wouldn't believe what that fucking mooch wanted. I told him to get the fuck out of here and go and buy a Kia. O.K. I felt like telling him to get...

by Roger Corbett April 29, 2004

mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.

Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.

by Marciexx April 27, 2008