tuloso midway

a shitty school that is meant for hood rats and idiots. the teachers are thick though. Sincerely victor deluna

tuloso midway is garbage

by tm is ass March 26, 2021

Chocolate Midwife

1. Shitting in one's own hand.
2. The part played by a male/female in assisting a fudge torpedo into the toilet bowl.
3. Scat play, where one covers themselves in shit and continues to wait for more, hands outstetched.

'My girlfriend decided she wanted to play the chocolate midwife.'

by Tund March 6, 2008

music midtown

a place where large groups of faggots and people who actually enjoy music gather around. mostly the faggots will be wearing slutty clothes and really gay looking fanny packs, and hipster john sun glasses.

lets go to music midtown and see lil yatchy

by chodemuncher4 September 16, 2019

Midwit

I’d say a midwit is someone whose range is above average but either not quite genius level are barely genius level.

- "swiftfoxmark2'

"That Midwit can't even name every state but posts political spew 24/7"

by Grimgold April 8, 2019

Midwife Crisis

When a midwife is performing a long and vigorous delivery and needs to change her tampon desperately

The baby cried too much because of a midwife crisis.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

Midwest

Where people are hick, ugly, and boring.

"That explains it, he's from the Midwest!"

by amap December 1, 2014

midwest

A waste of space. No mountains, no beaches. Just farm animals, fields, and boring people/hicks. Nothing at all ever happens there, with the exception of Chicago and one or two other places. Exists only to make it a hassle for people to get between the east coast and the mountains/west coast. Almost as pointless as Canada.

If you're from the midwest, I'm gonna aim about mid-chest.

by Nick D July 14, 2004