midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.

Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

mini-midget

The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.

Wow Angelas such a mini-midget just look at her waddle!

by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 14, 2018

Gavin the midget

He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew

Lmao see that midget over there he must be a Gavin the midget

by wee tod February 7, 2020

midget musk

A pungent, distinct stench from a person under average height due to their sweat glands being improper size for their body, often perceived negatively by olfactory senses.

Did Danny DeVito borrow that jacket? The midget musk is overpowering.

by Cass Money March 16, 2009

Midget Spinner

The act of laying on one's back with an erection, then having a midget take said erection in anally to then also lay on their back and be spun by the man laying down

A: Yo, how did the date with that chick go?
B: Pretty well, by the end of it we did a good ol' midget spinner
A: Damn bro

by A disembodied leg of big size December 19, 2021

welding midget

A small man welding working for A N Fab.

Did you see that small guy at A an Fab, he is a welding midget

by The UK BIG G June 21, 2018