tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

merhag

a middle aged milf with droopy tits often seen in water, washing her aged vag. a typical day for merhag includes a dozen blowjobs for the nearest alpha male. other than giving blowjobs, merhags are fairly rare and hard to find.

Debbie is a such a merhag that she needs to DIAF.

by Schmichael Schmordon March 15, 2009

merick

Merick! is a term to express any heightened emotion. It's used to replace all swear words in general. Usually to replace frig or frick.

Holy Merick! That was a shock!
What the Merick is going on?

Merick off! (May be used only in certain situations)

by Hopish April 6, 2008

merchandise

Something someone buys from someone to look like yet another zombie off another person's name brand.

I like Minecraft SOOO MUCH! I event bought all the merchandise for it!

I'm starting this new club, actually. We even have plans on creating merchandise for it!

by Smith dux Wurd June 19, 2017

Nostalgia Merchant

Rosy Retrospection but for football. Someone who judges a player from the past based on certain moments and not he whole picture.

Kevin de Bruyne is a better player than ZIdane but only nostalgia merchants will disagree

by Flo10 August 8, 2021

Merchant

A greedy person who is always tapping fags

Go away you fucking merchant.
Ive no fags go away you merchant.
Watch the pair of merchants off tapping up there.

by merchantkid November 4, 2011

word merchant

he carries a satchel of words around. all kinds of words. funny ones, mean ones, lies galore, weird ones too. hes weird i guess, like who carries such a heavy sac of silly words around. no one needs to hear that, unless they are about me, and good...

Paris is a word merchant. sometimes its good. mostly, its not.

by tito p November 30, 2005