by Thommy94 December 14, 2006
Get the mechanic hand mug.A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.
by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010
Get the human junkyard mechanic mug.How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
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Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!
Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.
Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.
Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.
Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.
Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010
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This city is full of awesome people
You will never see another city quite like it.
This city is full of awesome people
You will never see another city quite like it.
Yo man, ever been to Mechanicville?
Yeah! It's awesome!!
Hey dude, ever hear of Mechanicville?
I heard it was the smallest city in New York.
Yeah! It's awesome!!
Hey dude, ever hear of Mechanicville?
I heard it was the smallest city in New York.
by TheNigger January 19, 2013
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"Is it hard to deal with all that rejection"
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by 1adycat September 27, 2013
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Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011
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