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How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
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Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!

Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.

Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.

Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010
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A sort of laidback vegan. Someone who is a vegetarian, but also prefers not to eat dairy or eggs when it doesn't inconvenience or insult other people.
Person 1: I told my Mom you were a vegan, but she put alfredo sauce over the pasta anyway. You could just eat the salad, but I think she'd be offended.

Person 2: As long as it doesn't have any meat, that's okay. I wouldn't want to inconvenience your family, so I'll just be a Veggin' for tonight.
by Veg-a-LOT May 10, 2010
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