Meat-Hippy

A young man or woman, under thirty, who lives a combination lifestyle of 1960's Hippy and weight lifting Meat-Head.

A: Ben really likes to go to festivals, doesn't he?
B: Yeah, he wears a lot of tie-dye for a guy that's totally jacked and eats protein.
A: Knows more about Floyd than anyone I've ever met.
B: Can bench more than anyone I've ever met.
A: Must be a Meat-Hippy.
B: What a Meat-Hippy.

by ManlyMorish September 9, 2015

Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Meat Flog

A rough, vigorous hand job simultaneously performed while repeatedly smacking the testicles with a small bamboo cane.

She strapped a ball gag in my mouth and began giving me a meat flog. What a day it was with my step mom.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Meat Pacifier

The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.

The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

Meatbog

A name given to offend an individual who possesses the characteristic of a largely spherical head, which therefore bears resemblance to an undercooked meatball. Should be spoken in the place of an individuals name for maximum offence

‘F*ck of meatbog’
‘Come cinema this weekend, myself, Gareth and meatbog will be in attendance

by Large-induvidual March 2, 2018

meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes

damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?

by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020

meatball sleep

When someone that gets less sleep than the average person takes a nap.

"Did you get any sleep last night?"
"Yeah I had a meatball sleep"

by TheSpicyMeatballMan June 28, 2020