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mike is to smart for his own
by dghfh March 22, 2004
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Mazda Masturbator

Most commonly used to define the masculine derivation of the human species. If your at a loss as to how to locate such a masturbator…you will usually find them in a homogay sports car. Such a masturbator will also belong to the previously mentioned homogay sports car members only club, profusely waiving at other members as they drive by pretending they have friends. Another common feature is a large protrusion on their face located near the ear lobe, do not be mistaken that this is a Bluetooth feature! It is in fact their masturbating tool which they have candidly moved from the hip area for easy access masturbation.
Holy shit that Mazda masturbator is stoking his ear again’
by Pretty in wellies January 28, 2007
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Sorry, Comrade_Quodling but Mazda was only one of many Automakers to produce the "Wankel-Rotory-engine" - Not a Pioneer as You said. Others abandoned the Rotory after oil-leaks, burnt engines, and generally poor performance, no to mention Mercedes-Benz catastophicly lethal accidents at Lemans and elsewhere.
My Mazda is in the shop again, the damn thing was designed to leak and burn oil!
by the Guy standing, March 15, 2008
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maze

1. The act of mazing someone;
2. An action used when someone does/says something stupid or dry,where one says "maze"/"maize" and pats them on the forehead.
1.Stacy got mazed.
2. Guy: Looking back, Kel’s orange soda fetish is kind of weird. Wonder what his FANTAsies were?

Other Guy: You need maze, bro!
by Vinkkamph August 23, 2014
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Mazda

A Jap car company that has stubbornly hung with Dr. Oskermyer Weiner Wankel's rotary engine for decades longer than makes any sense. The early RX7's wheezed out about 31 horse power and produced less torque than a kid on a rocking horse. The last ones weren't much better, and did miserably in the marketplace. Equipped with more plumbing than Staten Island, rotaries can be made to made quite a few horse power for quite a few seconds. Their dying, although not worth the price of admission, is one resounding clunk followed by a colossal wheeze and a final fart. It musta taken some fantastic Gheshia blowjobs to persuade Ford to piss away millions on the latest incarnation of the would-up rubber band sounding rotary. Even mazda had sense enough to put pistons in the vast majority of their cars. Still, there's a few, very few, persnicketdy old fucks who want something inefficient and queer and Mazda's got every one of 'em in the bag.
Is that a cloud of cicadias I hear or did some queer turd just drive by in a Mazda?
by Hoze December 23, 2004
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Makedown

When a girl uses so much makeup that it makes her less attractive than she was before.
Girl 1: What is it with 13 year olds and their botched attempts at using cosmetic products?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's hard to find one without makedown.
by Jackue July 13, 2011
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maped

Getting friends together and meeting new ones and having a good time
Peter and I were maped at the magic show by a girl named Danielle. She had huge boobs so we didn't mind at all.
by Mike Hunt Hertz March 21, 2008
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