Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion

Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....

by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017

Making giraffes

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home

Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict

by Coocoocrackerkid November 6, 2017

matinee session

This is an Old School expression used to describe an afternoon of lovemaking or having sex or whatever you want to call it. A personal favourite.

Hey babe, would you like me to call around for a matinee session?

by EatMyWake April 20, 2018

Matting

When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later

Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting

by SirPanda89 November 17, 2018

Making Caramel Chocolates

When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.

Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”

Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates”

by nidget December 2, 2019

Making Jam

When you have sex with a girl on a heavy period.

Last night my girl was having a heavy period, so we were Making Jam.

by The Ünit August 19, 2021

Making dick

Doing a blowjob

Mark: Have you heard? Jessica was making dick at the party yesterday.
Jake: I knew I heard something!

by Marker132 August 27, 2021