Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
by kyle cota June 28, 2006
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Ey Mate

Ey Mate is a shortened way to say Hey Mate
by Shelton Morseley November 18, 2013
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classic mate

An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.
by Gaff November 03, 2005
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Zwack Mate

He fiinneee

if u have him u should never let him go.
omg u have a Zwack Mate?! You should never let him go!
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Douche Mate

The state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.
1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.
by Surak June 29, 2007
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Best mates

we like fortnite we like fortnite
omg is that really fortnite dance thats best mates i cant believe it crazy dude
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come on mate

A colloquial slur to inform one to 'get ones act together'

Can be used in any situation to spur on some sort of activity where activity is due.
*lion sleeping in its enclosure*

Paying Zoo Attendee: Come on mate!

Friend 1: Umm i might have cheated on my gf last night
Friend 2: Awwhh come on mate...
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