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Masturbation Station

A place where you come to masturbate and masturbate to come!
Don: I went to the masturbation station last night!

Rick: Did you masturbate to come?

Don: Of course! What else is there to do?
by francis p. August 20, 2013
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Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.
Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"
by tickletackle November 28, 2010
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mutual masturbation

When two people mutually decide to play Guitar Hero with one guitar controller. In this situation, one person takes one set of buttons on the controller while the other takes the rest. This is done to enhance performance, but, due to a lack of unison and timing, this configuration typically results in failure.
Dude #1: Ok, you take green to yellow, and I'll handle blue and orange.
Dude #2: Mutual masturbation sucks, let's just go jack off together.
Dude #1: After More Than a Feeling, bitch!
by hugebreasticle March 15, 2007
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masturbation

when you touch you dick or vagina and rub your dick up and own to get a sensational feeling. you sometimes ejaculate semen. it is perfectly normal.
masturbation is great
by chill_dude98 May 25, 2010
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Mastercation

Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.
I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.
by RoboNasty July 21, 2009
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pantomiming masturbation

making the jack off motion with one's hand
How was your day Billy?

<makes jack off motion with hand> Same shit, different pile.
by raywuzhere@hotmail.com April 28, 2004
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parallel masturbation

The act of two friends sharing porn and thereby masturbating to the same material. Gay.
Mitch: Dude, you can have my porn if you want.

Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.
by The PC Doctor December 25, 2009
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