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Definitions by hugebreasticle

Trying Too Hard 

The phrase itself can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective, and defines something that is very obviously forcing an image onto its observer. This can be presented in a number of ways, including:

1) A person trying to convey an image that is unlike his or her actual self typically through large amounts of makeup.

2) Something, such as a television show, attempting to mimic a more popular counterpart.
Amy is a Trying Too Hard; She's wearing a shirt meant for a 15-year old. It's too bad she's very obviously in her 40's.

Adam is Trying Too Hard to convince us that he's slept with Amy, the class whore.

Mission Hill is Trying Too Hard to be King of the Hill, as evidenced by its very title.
Trying Too Hard by HugeBreasticle February 18, 2009

mutual masturbation

When two people mutually decide to play Guitar Hero with one guitar controller. In this situation, one person takes one set of buttons on the controller while the other takes the rest. This is done to enhance performance, but, due to a lack of unison and timing, this configuration typically results in failure.
Dude #1: Ok, you take green to yellow, and I'll handle blue and orange.
Dude #2: Mutual masturbation sucks, let's just go jack off together.
Dude #1: After More Than a Feeling, bitch!

Mexican Donut 

When a Mexican, usually a Luis, masturbates, putting his thumb on the rim of his penis' foreskin (or, in some cases, fiveskin) and goes in a circular motion until ejaculating.
Luis: Dios mio! Mi foreskin es rojo!
Davo: Well, stop doing all those damn Mexican Donuts!
Pumster: Formaggio nei pantaloni!
A term that replaces "explode." Based on a King of the Hill episode where Hank Hill must tutor a football player from the local school. In his essay about propane, the student thanks God for not being "esploded."
"I thank God for every day I don't get esploded."
esplode by HugeBreasticle March 16, 2006

mack daddy'n 

When a man attempts to gain the attention of women by dressing well and smelling good.
Did you see Pumster today? He was mack daddy'n.
mack daddy'n by HugeBreasticle September 25, 2005

signature outfit 

When an individual wears a particular set of clothes and/or accessories repeatedly in a short period of time. This repetition causes him or her to be recognized easily.
Davo: There's Luis, I see his nasty sweater from here.
Bobby Evans: That's his signature outfit. I saw him wear it yesterday.


Bobby Evans: And then he poked me in the eye.
signature outfit by HugeBreasticle September 22, 2005
Luis: What is it?
Davo: Ah jus sawr a lightning bolt, nicca! Hand check!
sawr by HugeBreasticle September 9, 2005