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voice mail hell

When accessing a voice mail phone answering system, one becomes lost, going down the wrong path or getting stuck in a loop, unable to get pertinent information or leave a message with the appropriate party.
I called MegaCorp's 1-800 number. What good is a free phone call if I get lost in voice mail hell?
by Joel 1952. May 28, 2006
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E-Mail

Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.
It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!
by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004
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dream-mail

(n.) - email letters and messages that appear in your dreams at night while sleeping, only to disappear into thin air upon waking
"Wow, last night I had a dream that I was emailing back and forth with Bill Gates, and he was replying to me, I couldn't believe it. And then I woke up and realized it was all just dream-mail."

-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
by PRwiz101 September 1, 2009
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E-mail Coma/Loop

Getting addicted to looking at/ sending e-mails, letting several hours go by being oblivious to everything but your own e-mail world.
Person A: I thought we were going to hang out 2 hours ago...

Person B: I know....I got stuck in an e-mail coma/loop, forgetting about the time. Sorry. I had a never ending circle of e-mails to read. I haven't checked my e-mail in a month, resulting in 1,356 unread e-mails...I totally forgot about it...Sorry!!

Person A: Oh I see...ya that happens to me all the time..Anyway, How about hanging out tommorow?
by xDGoMuSiCxD January 2, 2010
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Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.
by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011
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Spunk Mail

Spunk Mail is the porn equivalent of junk mail.
Man I'm not sure what is worse, Junk mail or Spunk mail. It's all the same excpet for the titties!
by heavymetalist.com June 4, 2011
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robo mail

Email that comes automatically from sites, feeds etc. but lacks a human sender.
Nobody loves me--my inbox overfloweth but it's all robo mail.
by ostender June 24, 2011
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